photonic_sorcerer

photonic_sorcerer , 1 hour ago

The cruelty is the point.

photonic_sorcerer , 3 hours ago

It's the Far Side

photonic_sorcerer , 10 hours ago

Anyone have any experience with Swisscows?

photonic_sorcerer , 1 day ago

Hell yeah

photonic_sorcerer , 1 day ago

Hurr durr, uncle Sam think protesting bad!

photonic_sorcerer , 5 days ago

The sun would like to have a word

photonic_sorcerer , 5 days ago

Prompt:

So a man and a goat are trying to get across a river, and they have a boat. How can they get across?

ChatGPT4o:

To solve the problem of getting a man and a goat across the river using a boat, we need to know the constraints of the problem. Let's assume the following constraints:

1. The boat can only carry one additional passenger besides the man.
2. The goat cannot be left alone on either bank if there are certain items (like a cabbage or a wolf) that it might eat or be eaten by.

Given these constraints, here’s a typical solution if the man is trying to get a goat, a wolf, and a cabbage across the river without any of them being left together unsupervised:

1. The man takes the goat across the river and leaves it on the other side.
2. The man returns alone to the original side.
3. The man takes the wolf across the river and leaves it on the other side.
4. The man returns with the goat to the original side.
5. The man takes the cabbage across the river and leaves it on the other side.
6. The man returns alone to the original side.
7. The man takes the goat across the river again.

If the problem is just about the man and the goat and no other items:

1. The man and the goat cross the river together.
2. Problem solved.

The solution might change if additional rules or items are introduced. If there are no additional constraints, the simplest method is just for the man to take the goat across directly.

photonic_sorcerer , 5 days ago

It loves long-winded answers, so I tried this:

Prompt:

In three sentences or less, explain to me how a man with a boat and a goat can cross a river.

ChatGPT4o:

The man can take the goat across the river first and leave it on the other side. Then, he returns alone, picks up the boat, and crosses the river again. Finally, he retrieves the goat from the other side.

I think it really needs those first few tokens to think about the problem.

photonic_sorcerer , 6 days ago

Not when your view is blocked by the rock I'm standing on

photonic_sorcerer , 7 days ago

This is the best thing I've seen all day. Thanks, OP!

photonic_sorcerer , 7 days ago

One day later: bird has mysteriously disappeared, while cat is covered in feathers for some reason

photonic_sorcerer , 8 days ago

"What, you think someone would actually do that? Go on the internet and lie?" - Abraham Lincoln

photonic_sorcerer , 8 days ago

"The instrument Dr. Watts used looked like a butter knife. He swung it up and down to cut brain tissue. "We put an instrument inside", he said. As Dr. Watts cut, Dr. Freeman asked Rosemary, for example, to recite the Lord's Prayer or sing "God Bless America" or count backwards;... "We tried to estimate thus, how far to further cut, based on how Rosemary responded." When she became incoherent, they ceased cutting."

Holy fuck

photonic_sorcerer , 9 days ago

Its cum

photonic_sorcerer , 9 days ago

He doesn't exactly keep that fact a secret...

photonic_sorcerer , 10 days ago

What are you talking about? There's already ads everywhere and there has been since the beginning of the industrial revolution.

photonic_sorcerer , 10 days ago

Signal and DuckDuckGo

photonic_sorcerer , 10 days ago

I was surprised by how many of my friends were using both when I first installed it. Just try it out.

photonic_sorcerer , 10 days ago

Why are they all in their undies? 🤔

photonic_sorcerer , 10 days ago

If you were a real miku fan you'd take a pic of your actual bed, OP. Smh my head...

photonic_sorcerer , 11 days ago

Multiple redundant hidden microphones

photonic_sorcerer , 12 days ago

Yeah, I think there was a documentary on that, something called "Iron Sky", I think

photonic_sorcerer , 12 days ago

Good news everyone, we got Macklemore...

photonic_sorcerer , 13 days ago

Let alone the necessary structural integrity

photonic_sorcerer , 13 days ago

We don't use slave labor, maybe that's what we're "doing wrong".

photonic_sorcerer , 13 days ago

First part: looks like that was a mistake. Decentralized manufacturing has always been the future, though.

Second part: we overcame that, didn't we? That's why it's history and not currently happening like in China.

photonic_sorcerer , 13 days ago

Perhaps we mean different things with "decentralized". What I meant was that it's a bad idea to outsource all your manufacturing to the part of the world where its cheaper. Keep some steel mills, auto plants and chip foundries near where they're consumed.
Food production is actually a good example of decentralized manufacturing. I buy mostly locally grown produce, I can literally take a walk and see the wheat which will someday be the bread I eat.

photonic_sorcerer , 14 days ago

That pic is a pretty accurate representation of the lava zone

photonic_sorcerer , 15 days ago

What if I find enjoyment in cryptography and privacy as a hobby?

photonic_sorcerer , 15 days ago

Are you sure? The paper you linked mentioned the model beating a top geoguesser player six times in a row.

photonic_sorcerer , 18 days ago

I would like to inform all agents that I will put this knowledge to use in Minecraft only.

photonic_sorcerer , 19 days ago

What's with the terribly shopped doom pic?

photonic_sorcerer , 20 days ago

Thermites?? What kind of shell we talkin' here? Artillery?

photonic_sorcerer , 20 days ago

Meh, "crack den" is a pretty common way of describing a ratty household, which is what OP was alluding to. Thermites on the other hand... Very uncommon.

photonic_sorcerer , 21 days ago

I'm very glad I had the opportunity to leave. Being bilingual makes it a lot more feasible.

photonic_sorcerer , 24 days ago

Why do you have two half lemons? Did you just use the skin?

photonic_sorcerer , 25 days ago

All I can make out is the dude and his massive honker

photonic_sorcerer , 26 days ago

The package manager was actually one of the simpler things about switching to Linux in my experience

photonic_sorcerer , 27 days ago

I'm sorry for your loss.

photonic_sorcerer , 29 days ago (edited 29 days ago)

Can't really tell from the picture in OP.

photonic_sorcerer , 29 days ago

Hah!

photonic_sorcerer , 1 month ago

It's not always obvious what people are going through... Or what's going through them.

photonic_sorcerer , 1 month ago

You're using Chrome in 2024 while also browsing Lemmy? Dear God, man. I wish I had your determination and\or powers of ignorance.

photonic_sorcerer , 1 month ago

This is simply yet another reason to buy real bread and not that squishable sugar-laden machine-made amalgam marketed as bread.

photonic_sorcerer , 1 month ago

That'll do it

photonic_sorcerer , 1 month ago

Nah, he got his PhD in Purrology.

photonic_sorcerer , 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago)

People who take drugs are banned from giving blood in many countries.