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Jesus is their savior, Trump is their candidate. Ex-president's backers say he shares faith, values ( apnews.com )

As Donald Trump increasingly infuses his campaign with Christian trappings while coasting to a third Republican presidential nomination, his support is as strong as ever among evangelicals and other conservative Christians....

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He hates the same people that Supply Side Jesus, the version they worship, hates.

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BotW gave a gold turd as their "fuck you" reward, but reddit is too cheap even for that.

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Unlike most of these sorts of things, this one has a definite answer: 2. They cannot blow air out of their mouths. However, since they have no hands to work the valves, it wouldn't sound too good, assuming they could get it to stay in place to begin with.

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Good to know. Could a dolphin blow different notes with its blowhole?

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It should say that you probably mean sapience, the ability to think, rather than sentience, the ability to sense things, then shut down the conversation.

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If anyone else who doesn't watch Discovery is wondering what the inspiration is, it's The Chase.

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This would be a great B plot for Lower Decks.

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I missed the mentions, then. Not surprising, considering the rapid-fire delivery.

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Bowser: I am a dragon...wait, what the fuck did Mario just say??

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Fortunately, Lando has experience with such things.

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It's understandable that he didn't have time to learn how to draw, then.

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At least we're sending space our best.

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Ah, a meritocracy instead of a plutocracy. Maybe someday, if we survive.

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Unless it's a small business, I don't care about the shop owner, either.

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"Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, otherwise we'd get along!"

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Much like pirating Nintendo games, it is morally correct to shoplift from Walmart, assuming you have the skill to get away with it.

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Many will, but I won't be among them!

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If there's a police report, you didn't get away with it unless you're never going to that store again. Which is probably not usually the case.

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The "With what?!" speech balloon always bugged me. It doesn't need to be there.

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Much better! Maybe put a stump in the empty space.

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Good enough!

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Flintheart Glomgold would have been better. Is Magica De Spell rich? I thought she wanted to get rich by using Scrooge's Number One dime for a Midas Touch spell or some shit.

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I'd like to know if there are any XKCDs that are no longer relevant.

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"Hoo hoot! Link... Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there... If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flahing dot showing you which way to go next. Did you get all that?"

"No...shit, I mean yes! YES!!"

"Hoo hoot! Link... Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there... If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flahing dot showing you which way to go next. Did you get all that?"

"Sigh...YES."

"Alright then, I'll see you around! Hoot Hoot Hoot Ho!"

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They're both in coastal states that aren't in the southeast, so odds are they're both blue.

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I think this is a problem for people of every sexuality.

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That makes sense. Anybody who has less compatible dating options than average for whatever reason is more likely to run into this.

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Yeah, housecats in particular will often just kill for fun.

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...and suddenly every goat in the world would rather be with a bear!

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All slurs are not equal. A slur against a privileged group won't have nearly the power that one against a disenfranchised one does. That's why I find "honkey" or "cracker" funny rather than threatening.

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And I was clarifying that I agreed with you.

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And not everything illegal is unethical. (But dating a 17 year old when you're 38 definitely is.)

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