Gork

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In the future when it needs updating again, I hope the new version will be Rereremastered.

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We don't speak of those PINs here.

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Meanwhile at City Hall:

I know getting funding to tear it down can be difficult but hear me out, why don't we just take out the "e" in slaves and repurpose the statue to celebrate our local Slavs by putting a track coat on it.

This would cost a lot less money to do since removing a letter is much less labor intensive than removing an entire statue.

(This is known as the Florence Y'all Approach)

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There was a hippo right between Upper and Lower Egypt. He united them but paid the ultimate price in doing so.

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But what if a space alien lands on the planet but forgot to bring a geopolitical map with them and needed to find out what country they are in so they can ask to see our leader but they have to inefficiently resort to trying out different languages on people instead of looking up and seeing a national flag which would give them the data they need to proceed to ask to see our leader in the correct language?

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I can see this being used at theme parks to replace the paper strip you'd otherwise have to wear to show that you've paid for entry.

Or nightclubs that do the same thing.

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Dry Flat makes sense. As does the Iron symbol. But yeah some of the others aren't as clear.

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There should be exactly 196 mods here, no more, no less. This is the only way it will make sense.

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Is their moderation technology smart enough to not censor cis inside words?

Cistern

Decision

Scissors

Excise

Cisplatin

Incisive

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Let's hope for a future where SteamOS ushers in the Year of the Linux Desktop and SteamOS replaced Windows everywhere.

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✨ Being cryogenically frozen is a magical experience ✨

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If they SMASHED that Subscribe button then that's all that really matters.

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That's not what it means to "choose the bear."

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    I was super confused at first since the flag has a tree on it. Why would Justice Alito be flying the Lebanese flag? But the red stripes aren't there.

    Then I read on and it's super obscure unless you're in the Jan 6 / Christian nationalist movement.

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    So I guess the answer is to drink something coming off a pristine mountain. Some dew, perhaps?

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    This sounds like an excuse to get the newbies to drink piss.

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    Seriously. Elon Musk is power tripping to make all of us say his new branding.

    And also an idiot for getting rid of the Twitter name and bird, which most companies would kill for to have that sort of household name recognition.

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    I say he's also a big doo-doo head.

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    This is a difficult question these days to answer. There are a few categories where I always stick to established brand names, these are typically electronics or anything electrical like portable battery packs or wall chargers. Poorly made items in those categories can start fires. And when it comes to silicon, there's only a few to trust anyway since there are only a few major fabs out there.

    I usually follow the site:reddit.com search method but I've had to further filter my criteria by only looking in enthusiast subreddits instead of the bigger ones like /r/AskReddit.

    It gets difficult though for general goods that don't really need well known brands and whose performance doesn't matter as much but it's hard to tell the quality online. Lawn chairs, pizza cutters, sushi kits, clothes hangers, rope, and shower curtain rods are good examples. These usually come down to luck of the draw.

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    Rolling coal in their emotional support trucks will give them cancer, too. And more prolonged exposure relative to the amount subjected to the rest of us, "to own the libs."

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    There are some days when all you feel like is a convex polyhedron with 12 congruent rhombic faces. Life is simpler when you're a face-transitive isohedral entity.

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    Ted Cruz is perfectly capable of performing the widely acceptable behavior of ingesting sustenance like a normal human entity.

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    They have curved swords. Curved. Swords.

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    What if a hacker were to obtain the Master Key Certificate to the entire Internet? How much damage could be caused by that?

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    Civil disobedience? Well don't mind if I do.

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    Ok ok. Civil disobedience, but with bricks

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    You mean Gorkposting

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    I love eating my grandma and my cat

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    She kills puppies. That should be enough to sink her as a political candidate.

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    As you might imagine, all this snapshot recording comes at a hardware penalty. To use Recall, users will need to purchase one of the new "Copilot Plus PCs" powered by Qualcomm's Snapdragon X Elite chips, which include the necessary neural processing unit (NPU). There are also minimum storage requirements for running Recall, with a minimum of 256GB of hard drive space and 50GB of available space. The default allocation for Recall on a 256GB device is 25GB, which can store approximately three months of snapshots. Users can adjust the allocation in their PC settings, with old snapshots being deleted once the allocated storage is full.

    Oh no my computer doesn't meet the hardware requirements whatever shall I do

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    Christians give me weird looks when I insist that God is female and a Goddess instead.

    Hashtag girlboss

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    Truly the finest words he has ever written. Hamlet cannot compare to the pain felt by losing an SSL cert.

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    Beans are a Lemmy tradition around here. They are always welcome.

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    Sky is my favorite voice. It'd be a shame if they took it away as her voice is by far the best one of the bunch. It sounds so natural and makes Siri, Cortana, and Alexa seem crude in comparison.

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    Haven't really assigned a name yet. I only just subscribed to it a few days ago to help me create cover letters to accompany my resume.

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    My dude here must have a swole neck.

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    Fixed-width Serif is the only way to go when doing any sort of coding.

    However, Comic Sans is a surprisingly decent alternative if you want to use a Sans Serif typeface. The letters are easily distinguishable.

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    To be Shōgun, you must first master the Onion 🧅

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