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Could I get an autopsy done on myself while I'm alive?

Completely random stoned hypothetical. Lets day im old as fuck and I decide I'm ready and done. Could I have the same postmortem autopsy done on me while I'm still alive? Like give me a ton of drugs and let me watch myself get dissected as my final moments. I understand there is a legal and possibly moral concern, but is it...

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Sever your spinal cord so your body is paralyzed. Then you won't have to worry about pain.

This would be a wild situation though. Feels like human centipede levels of wild

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Holy fuck whoever was in charge of setting up that disaster recovery needs a million dollar bonus. I get that they're managing $80B and this should all be standard but people usually don't listen to IT and take DR seriously. And even if you do set it up, are you going back to check that your backups are functioning properly and have alarms for when it messes up

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President Reverend Maynard

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We're building a data lake which is pretty boring. I try to keep myself inspired that maybe just maybe the optimizations gained from these data analytics will lead to a drop in our greenhouse gas emissions from this organization.

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Centralized data storage that is more flexible than a data warehouse. Just a big ole database

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It's all maintenance and parts data for an airline. Which is why if we do things right, there's a chance we could improve efficiency and lower carbon emissions. We own most the data as we're creating it, rest may be vendors

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Hollow earth theory baby, Godzilla is swimming up

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Are there any good voyager 2 documentaries that anyone would recommend? Looking at the pic of Neptune and damn it's crazy that they sent them so far and got great results

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Two metal gear references: Arsenal gear and Outer Heaven.

And then the container ship company that blocked the canal, Evergreen

All having references to be able to hold many containers/weapons

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If I remember right they both have the same company Weyland yutani

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Nah nah nah, it'll instantly blind you. You gotta save your sight to see the mushroom and fire storm

‘Lavender’: The AI machine directing Israel’s bombing spree in Gaza ( www.972mag.com )

Formally, the Lavender system is designed to mark all suspected operatives in the military wings of Hamas and Palestinian Islamic Jihad (PIJ), including low-ranking ones, as potential bombing targets. The sources told +972 and Local Call that, during the first weeks of the war, the army almost completely relied on Lavender,...

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Just found guardian has an article
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/apr/03/israel-gaza-ai-database-hamas-airstrikes

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Because the Zenfone 10 doesn't work well on US carriers. I bought the dang phone because of MKBHD loving the 9 and glowing on the 10.

It was a great experience besides losing cell reception when I entered any buildings or not having the bandwidth to take a work Teams meeting.

Got a pixel just to try it and it's been alright besides battery life

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Sftp using the KDE file browser Dolphin. Keeps it simple for my monkey brain as if I'm accessing the drive locally.

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Speculation on this graph alone, I would say that students being off/people avoiding family gave the bump in December. And I'd expect another bump in May/June as Summer starts

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I hope she does follow through just to see someone have a backbone in that party. I'm tired of furrowed brows and bootlicking

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They're super cheap because replacing the batteries cost 16k

Map showing the path of totality of the solar eclipse in Canada on April 8, 2024 ( www.asc-csa.gc.ca )

On April 8, 2024, a spectacular and rare celestial event is set to unfold over Canada, the United States and Mexico – a total solar eclipse. As the Moon aligns perfectly between Earth and the Sun, temporary darkness will sweep across parts of the country, captivating countless spectators.

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If you've never experienced totality, I highly encourage you to go. The difference between being in the shadow vs out of it makes all the difference. 1-99% eclipse is basically the same vs 100%

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4.39?!? Fuck that's so much. Granted I used to drink the powder mix so I'm used to those prices

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I live in Georgia and I remember how they promised if we got both our Senate seats to turn blue they would have majority and weed would be legalized along with a third stimulus check. We beat the odds and Warnock won the special election. All of a sudden it was like an wave of amnesia and helplessness hit.

I've been waiting for them to play the legalization card again

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bEcAuSe tHeY'rE a dEmOcRaCy iN tHe miDdLe eAsT

Why is everything in consumer / American life so fucking shitty now - and companies literally just say 'oh bc profit margins' and we're now expected to swallow that and sympathize?

like I went to taco bell and they didn’t even have napkins out. they had the other stuff just no napkins, I assume because some fucking ghoul noticed people liked taking them for their cars so now we just don’t get napkins! so they can save $100 per quarter rather than provide the barest minimum quality of life features.

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We’re in a modern gilded age. There are no consequences for modern day robber barons.

TikTok says it’s not the algorithm, teens are just pro-Palestine — The company denied allegations that it has been promoting pro-Palestine content in an effort to sway American opinion ( www.vice.com )

TikTok says it’s not the algorithm, teens are just pro-Palestine — The company denied allegations that it has been promoting pro-Palestine content in an effort to sway American opinion::In a blog post, the company denied allegations that it has been promoting pro-Palestine content in an effort to sway American opinion.

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They want the land and the $500 billion worth of natural gas in the sea

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Are you walking away with wet butt? I have to dry with at least 2 squares post bidet

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Watched Blade for the first time Saturday and that line gave me whiplash.

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Any number that doesn’t lead to Biden losing votes

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That would make a wild plot point in a zombie movie though…

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I’m late on my Uighur payments

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On a long enough time span, that oil disperses throughout the entire ocean. Same goes for the pollution so it’s a matter of Ocean toxicity vs greenhouse effect/air quality

Samsung joins Google in RCS shaming Apple ( www.theverge.com )

Samsung has released a new video in support of Google’s #GetTheMessage campaign which calls for Apple to adopt RCS or “Rich Communication Services,” the cross-platform protocol pitched as a successor to SMS that adopts many of the features found in modern messaging apps… like Apple’s own iMessage.

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The color is one part, the other is that it breaks functions in iMessage. So the elitism doubles up

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The same could be said on Israel for attacking Muslims on Eid at Al-Aqsa, the third holiest site in islam.

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