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I upvote cat pictures!

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However, drugs are mandatory for viewers.

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Absofuckinglutely NOT. If I’d have had to prove domestic abuse in the South to get divorced I’d be a fucking corpse by now. My ex is a very bad person.

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What in the flying blue buttfuck is going on with this trying to strip women of their privacy shit? That psycho Katie Britt is trying to put pregnant women in an Excel sheet and then there’s this fuckin’ guy.

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Well I mean, America’s comedy president thought it might be a feasible option to drop nuclear weapons onto hurricanes (allegedly) so I’m sure someone would give stopping El Niño the ol’ college try.

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Good for her! I hope she kicks all those rich old white guys right in the dick. Repeatedly.

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Pictured: The moment everything went off the fucking rails. (2016, colorized)

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I was somewhat disappointed to discover that no skulls were involved in this hatchet burial.

Naja_Kaouthia OP ,
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Definitely been taking the good Sudafed.

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I may have to go get one. The area around my nose looks like it’s been set on fire at this point and I have some reservations about leaving the house sporting my nose tampon.

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I’ve been thinking about that, actually. Just pop into the urgent care like, “Hey doc I just want to make sure my brains aren’t actually leaking from my nose, and if they are can we maybe not”.

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So I tried this and it was an experience of mixed emotions. Relief that my nose was no longer running mixed with an uneasy shiver of disgust as I felt everything draining down the back of my throat. Effective yet disturbing!

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The rash is real. I look like I’ve been in an industrial accident or something.

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I generally try not to read them either. I have elementary age kids. Before I had kids I owned a handgun and would go to the range but when the kids came along the gun had to go. There’s no level of risk other than zero that’s acceptable to me in this regard.

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Just tell her she’s there to install the border lasers.

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I WFH and I do the “business mullet”. Acceptable shirt + pajama pants. Business on top, nap on the bottom.

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I work in training and development and almost had a stroke today when someone showed me some new material for new hires that essentially said, ‘to get promoted you should volunteer to do more work’. Uh, no. We’re not asking people to work for free, take that out. Forget it ever existed. Fucks sake.

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Oh look at this guy with his fancy fridge that just gives away water!

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They’re the only culture some people have.

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I can’t believe he didn’t see this coming.

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He looks like he could use a venti covfefe.

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Lucky for me, my retirement plan is to die at my desk.

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At what amount of As does it indicate the battery is just screaming?

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Chri-Chri La Meatball. You know what, I’ll take it.

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I’ve asked my loved ones to throw me onto some rich guy’s yacht and give me a Viking funeral. But seriously it sounds like you worked for a bunch of vultures. Thanks for providing people with some information to help them avoid being preyed on at an extremely vulnerable time.

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I have questions that I should probably keep to myself…

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I thank you. Didn’t realize it noped out on me this morning.

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I’m next door in Colorado up in the mountains and we’ve been very very warm this year (60s F, 17-ish C). We’ve also had fires recently and there’s very little snow on the ground.

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Ah thank you for the data! Good to know the snowpack overall is ok. It’s just been a really warm brown winter locally and naturally we’re all dreading summer fire season.

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Norovirus is fucking horrible. I caught it probably 2007, 2008 and spent 2 days violently puking everywhere.

Nazis mingle openly at CPAC, spreading antisemitic conspiracy theories and finding allies ( www.nbcnews.com )

At the Young Republican mixer Friday evening a group of Nazis, who openly identified as national socialists, mingled with mainstream conservative personalities, including some from Turning Point USA, and discussed race science and antisemitic conspiracy theories.

No, Wind Farms Aren’t ‘Driving Whales Crazy’ | Donald Trump has attacked President Biden’s climate and energy policies with gusto, but many of his criticisms are simply untrue. ( www.nytimes.com )

It's worth noting that the things Trump says aren't just random nonsense; they're part of a larger disinformation campaign run by the fossil fuels industry.

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This is the part where we say thoughts and prayers right?

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Christ on a bike. Every time I think he can’t get any more tacky he just doubles down. “Hold my hamberder”.

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Well they can always take solace in the fact that kitchen would be an interesting place to do mushrooms.

U.S., Missouri Republican senators vote against allowing abortions in rape, incest cases, arguing that "giving birth in the cases of rape and incest could help the mother recover" ( thehill.com )

Missouri state Sen. Tracy McCreery (D) introduced amendments that would allow exceptions for abortion in incest and rape cases. However, her efforts were struck down along party lines by the Republican-controlled state Senate....

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Joke’s on them it’s always fat time in my house.

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Ah yes I have that on my watch list for later. A wild ride of transparent questions and unhinged, unrelated responses.

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