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If I need hell to control my behavior I might as well be running around doing this
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c9771c1f-186f-46fd-b661-385d2d1a94cb.gif
which frankly sounds better

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Mine definitely is. The store is full of bears.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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burning a flag is the appropriate way to dispose of a flag I don't know what you're talking about

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I know it's a meme but I just checked and crysis remastered is supposed to run on linux.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Multiple types of saliva too

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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If you've ever been working out too hard and you want to spit but your saliva won't, that's that saliva. It sucks.

Corporate astroturfing is the norm

Went to Google Play to complain about Hulu. I noticed Google advertising that over 300 reviews had the verbatim quote "watch and movies that you love". It's always confusing that buggy corporate apps have >95% 5 star reviews until you see that the majority are just completely fake, and no one cares or is doing anything about it.

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I'm absolutely sick of corporate astroturfing. That's why I use Crelm toothpaste, with the miracle indredient Frauduline.

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If you can't find a leftist candidate, fuckin be the leftist candidate.

Could I get an autopsy done on myself while I'm alive?

Completely random stoned hypothetical. Lets day im old as fuck and I decide I'm ready and done. Could I have the same postmortem autopsy done on me while I'm still alive? Like give me a ton of drugs and let me watch myself get dissected as my final moments. I understand there is a legal and possibly moral concern, but is it...

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Dude I've met too many doctors to believe that anymore

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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I'm not going to explain the Gagh Incident. It would betray Chief's trust.

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Single season? Sometimes a single episode. It's great.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Take the goat over
Return empty-handed
Take the cabbage over
Return with the goat
Take wolf over
Return empty-handed
Take other wolf over
AROOOOO BROTHERS CRANK THEM HOGS

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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I dunno. My buddy Kyle has like 10 legs. 9 of them are prosthetic, but they all count.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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I'll have to ask Kyle. I consider him my authority on what's a leg.

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Would that not be cruel and unusual punishment? Since we're considering them individuals via citizens united, a death penalty for bribery is extreme.

Criminal charges for those in charge and those who actually did the bribery, totally tho.

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FUCKIN JAIL FOR EVERYONE WHO EVER WORKED THERE

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In mirror universe starbase 80 is like area 51

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I bet Pythagoras had substandard copper too

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Recognizance and how direct a hand they had in the crime, usually.

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Didn't those happen in 1971?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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If we can't have our warp matrix run on the bones of orphans i can't find a venture capital firm to fund it.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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That milk and lemon is a shortcut if you run out of buttermilk and need a substitute. You curdle some milk with the lemon. It works in a pinch, isn't as good as buttermilk, but hey. I got it out of some cookbook.

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oh man I gottsta get me some lactose intolerance farts to go along with this

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I haven't been by in a few years, but you used to be able to get wild boar bacon in santa cruz too. Fuckin delicious.

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I've been loving the spider skimmer my wife got me for christmas.

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edit: oops wrong reply

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We mostly use ours to make rice, potatoes, and artichokes. Not all at once but I guess we could. Oh, and for hummus we get the perfect chickpeas in like 45 minutes from dried. It's amazing.

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huh. We always just toss our eggs in the kettle and boil them in there.

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Mine came with a little pan or tray that we can line with foil easy peasy. Much less to clean.

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I hear they only have pomegranates in hell. Neither calculus nor gravity for them!

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