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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username. I tend to edit everything I write like a million times within the span of a couple minutes after posting, so if you see one thing and suddenly it changes, that was just a first draft. 😅

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Unless you're hunting Bigfoot, what in North America is big enough that you need a god damn .50 for?

(And if you are hunting bigfoot, your guns should be confiscated)

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.50 would take down a rabbit, too. But you could do the same with a .22 and actually have a body to recover. It's still overkill even on a grizzly or moose.

What are things considered romantic, to be avoided in a relationship?

My partner and I just had a talk about it. Basically, she celebrated her birthday today. I was on her party, and it was fun, but I left after around 2 hours to get home and relax a bit. After I arrived, a friend of mine texted me and asked me if I wanted to go to a lake and see the sunset. I agreed, we went to the lake and went...

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Going to a secluded area at sunset to swim and hang out is a fairly cliche romantic thing that happens in TV and movies.

Doing so while leaving another friend's birthday party is a cliche faux pas.

I'm generally confused by what media portrays as romantic (or rude), but I have to assume many of the gestures shown in it is common among NT people.

Why don't more filtering systems enable sorting by least viewed/visited, including for older pages/material?

Sometimes what I'm interested in may be more specific or niche, but a lot of search engines and filtering systems don't seem to provide a way to drill down to those results. What may be some reasons behind that?...

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Sorting by the least viewed/visited sites wouldn't necessarily help in finding anything relevant to your search, and would just be topped out with placeholders, ad spam and generative garbage that isn't useful to anyone, which would explain why they aren't visited more in the first place.

If your search engine of choice still works properly, you can find more specifics or niche things by putting very specific phrases in quotations.

"People on horseback"

would give more specific results than just:

People on horseback

You can narrow it down with other modifiers like + for and and - to filter out results that have the following keyword.

"People on horseback" +fields -flowers

There usually is a page somewhere within the search engine that explains all the modifiers you can use. There are a lot more than what I've given here.

I need to wake up early ( lemmy.world )

All the vibrating alarm clocks I could find do not sync with your phone, and have to be set manually. I thought about getting an Arduino, but then I will have to build the whole thing by myself. The only logical conclusion I could come up with is to get a programable vibrator. But most of them are either very expensive of look...

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I've seen vibrating dildos that look like carrots or cucumbers. They don't look like vibrators and if you're not into butt play, they certainly would wake you up in the morning.

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Dog.

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Afaik, the only other options besides what you listed for beverages anywhere is milk, coffee and tea. And depending where you get them, the coffee and tea may as well just be sugar (or aspartame) too.

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Juice is still pretty sugary, even fresh squeezed. They naturally have sugars in them which is why they are sweet. While a lot of premade juice also includes added sugars. There was a study posted somewhere on Lemmy not too long ago that showed most American's sugar intake came from fruit juices and not sodas as previously thought.

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Gonna do some trolling to the tiddy haters

( . Y . )

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Now the reason is that you're too broke for a PC but still wanna play new games that are on PC, but not dirty Nintendo or Playstation games.

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I went to an orange's YouTube and it sucked. That motherfucker is annoying!

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This just makes me think of all the times my mom accused me of being high years before I ever touched any drugs every time I would ask for something to eat because I was hungry.

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You underestimate how fast I can read.

What band or music group would you not have minded if they didn't have a certain band member? ( kbin.social )

My pick is Five Finger Death Punch and the obvious answer is Ivan Moody. The guy radiates that alpha-male wannabe energy and it definitely rings through all of the songs he has written and performed with this band. The guy is just a prick and a self-victimizing asshole....

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I've always told my friend who is a huge Morrissey fan that The Smiths would have been better without Morrissey to troll him.

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"I can make all your problems disappear, Jeff!" - David

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It's not very accurate for trans men and women; but I could see it applied to gender fluid people or others that see themselves as both male and female to not be a slur. They may think otherwise, though and I'd have to respect that.

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Really big ramp.

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"What kind of bug is this?"

"The kind with 6 legs."

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"X, which is known as Twitter to everyone but Elon Musk..." - Chad the Bird

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Egosoft literally has a series of space sims just titled "X." They get first dibs.

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AOL itself is a ripoff of CompuServe. Which they then also bought.

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When did DA ever allow porn?

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Afaik, it hasn't and I have been using it since around junior high or high school. It might have allowed it when it was brand new; I don't know how old it was when I first stumbled upon it.

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Are there any extensions that fix Google on the mobile version of FireFox? It doesn't have all the same extensions available on PC, where I do have one that fixes Google.

The "web" category thing the article talks about is not an actual fix.

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It's a zip up hoody, which makes it a sweater as far as I'm aware.

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Fun fact: 1 horse can produce up to 15 horse power.

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Purple Packer

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I don't think it's such a hot take to say that this AI stuff would work best when only used on the random background NPCs that offer no services and have nothing to do with any quest or story. It definitely would feel more alive if all those random people walking down the street and driving cars were not super predictable robots that basically had only two states.

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Or at least HL2 Episode 3...

I need to know what happened to that gnome I put on the spaceship damn it!

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I get Doritos more than anything, and Spicy Nacho is the flavor of those I get the most when getting Doritos. So I guess that's my favorite.

But I also like Pringles and Baked Lays, other flavors of Doritos, Urtz cheese balls (do those count? Would Cheetos count? 🤔). I like trying everything new at least once and Doritos do a lot of limited time flavors.

But I will choose homemade tortilla chips with pico de gallo over all of them.

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F.I.S.T.O. says "ASSUME THE POSITION!"

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In SpongeBob's case, it was super influenced by Ween, specifically the album The Mollusk. So just ask Dean and Gene what drugs they were on at the time.

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Basically as soon as I found out about it. I really got into it when I later discovered emulation. Never felt bad about it; I was pretty much only looking for games I literally could not buy because they could only be had via retailers, and they didn't always carry every title.

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At what point is power generated? 🤔

Qualified experts of Lemmy, do people believe you when you answer questions in your field?

The internet has made a lot of people armchair experts happy to offer their perspective with a degree of certainty, without doing the work to identify gaps in their knowledge. Often the mark of genuine expertise is knowing the limitations of your knowledge....

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Not an expert on shit, but... My rule of thumb is to not believe anything, from anyone, in a social media context. Anyone can say they're whatever; I can't verify if that is the truth though. And I also cannot verify if those who verify others are trustworthy. The only way you can prove you are who you say you are is to doxx yourself.

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Well yeah... You do all that because you don't necessarily believe the person who gave you the info.

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The royal "you."

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@Technology

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtfU9AsUmc4

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A product you were just talking about pops up in an online ad. How? Advertising algorithms are so good that they may know what you want even before you do. C...

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My phone's lock screen automatically tells me the name of music being played near it that it has to be hearing through the mic.

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From what I know about dolphins, they're more likely to fuck it than play it.

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people should be able to dress however the fuck they want.

I don't wanna wear pants.

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Hell yeah. Gimme a job looking at uncensored hentai 😎

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How much time until the structural integrity fields collapse?

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Per the alt text: How do we know that particles are the smallest bits? Let's zoom in even further.

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What is nothing made of?

Oooh! I know this one! It's Quantum Foam! 😁

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The corporation itself is the criminal organization they are are referring to.

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a tent in the woods

That's where tents belong, though. It's called camping.

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I'm sure he reads the onomatopoeias in his comic books. He clearly knows words like "POW!" "Wham!" and "Biff!"

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