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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username. I tend to edit everything I write like a million times within the span of a couple minutes after posting, so if you see one thing and suddenly it changes, that was just a first draft. 😅

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I remember the game "Skate or Die" on the NES.

I hated it. I would try to skate, but always died. 😬

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Judge Kagome: "Inuyasha Donald Trump, SIT BOY!"

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It's like a Karen version of the Boykisser.

"You like talking to the manager, don't you?"

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Can someone give an example of a time when software patents are good for everyone? Because I can only think of software patents that have prevented the widespread adoption of ideas, and not the opposite.

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...she swallowed the horse to catch the cow, she swallowed the cow to catch the goat, she swallowed the goat to catch the dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird, she swallowed the bird to catch the spider (that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her), she swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she'll die. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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The worst part is that Don McLean may not be around to write a kick ass song about it should it happen.

Edit: Do a couple of you not know what the song American Pie is about?

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If consciousness is merely defined as being aware of one's surroundings: I would think that most living things have it.

Has the actual mechanism of consciousness been discovered? Do we know what causes it? Where it comes from? How it is separate from simply reacting to stimuli?

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They had to have known... Fast Action Response Team is an old-ass fart joke and all they did was change Fast to Floor.

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I specifically have Pro because Home doesn't allow you to disable shit like this.

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The title does not fit the content of the body, and the content of the body sounds like someone got a little too high before they got on Lemmy.

This post is what brain fog feels like.

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Dr. Pepper.

It's the only thing I can think of that has tons of copy-cats but not one of those copy-cats comes even remotely close to replicating the original.

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I have always thought the Dreamcast could have survived once I learned the history of its downfall in detail. SEGA simply had no confidence in it and killed it hella quick and it was just a monumentally stupid idea. It was, and still is, a great machine with a fantastic library that could have been even bigger if they didn't just kill it on arrival.

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"What is this existential crisis doing in my soup?!"

"It appears to be doing the backstroke, sir."

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These are so simple, I used to make them when I was 12 out of busted toys to use with salvaged electric motors I glued to Lego cars. What's wrong with it exactly?

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Google Glass is now mandatory. Resistance is futile.

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"If someone calls me, someone else better have died." Is the sentiment I hear a lot but... Even that can be a text.

"Grammy died 💀"

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"And that iFunny watermark really shouldn't be there."

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When being employed still leaves you unable to have a car or rent a place to live, still leaves you eligible for food stamps and state-offered medical care (where applicable): Why even bother to be employed?

Is there a standard/preferred list order for non-alphanumeric characters?

Alphanumerical lists are sortable by alphabet and number, obviously, but if you have a list where each entry begins with a different punctuation mark (or any other kind of non-alphanumeric character), is there a similar standardised ordering method for them?...

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You mean like symbols and pipes? Punctuation and such?

Usually those do go before numbers, and letters (punctuation>numbers>letters is generally how lists that contain all those are ordered alphabetically).

They are probably further ordered by the order they appear in whatever it is that stores that stuff, which comes down to just how it was coded. I'm pretty sure the order of Unicode is universal and they are even numbered if you look at the character map tool in Windows. Assuming you're using software to order things for you, anyway. For a handwritten list I don't think there even is a standard for it. Would a period come before or after a comma? 🤔

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"Gentlemen. We have the technology. We can rebuild him. Better, faster, more creative than he was before. But do we really want to spend the money?"

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He's setup to come out on stage to give an announcement and the crowd erupts when they see Hatsune Miku step out but it's just Todd with a modded skin.

Kolanaki ,
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Big House is gonna buy it up and rent it out on AirBNB.

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Using the very products of capitalism to escape (ie playing video games and mentally checking the fuck out)

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Why do you need an avatar in a game where you physically have to go outside to play? If you run into other players you can just... Look at them.

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Oh shit there's a Pikmin one?! :o

How does that one work? Do you solve puzzles like the original games by gathering different plant guys or is it just collecting and hitting checkpoints and basically the same as Niantic's other outdoor games?

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"Can you even imagine how weird it is to come home after a long day and hear yourself welcome you and offer you a seat in your own house?"

Kolanaki ,
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Just stitches. But it's long and looks like something you'd see on Frankenstein's monster.

Kolanaki ,
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Make your password "I'll never tell" so when they ask for it, you can give it to them without lying but they still won't know it.

Kolanaki ,
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"The Enterprise!"

"The Enterprise!"

"The Enterprise!"

"Bah, it's only a model..."

"Shut up!"

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Two eyes and still looks like a cyclops.

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Sears was a department store. K-Mart was like a Walmart but shittier.

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I wanna see her using Trek and McChris using Wars in a rap battle.

Kolanaki ,
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I agree for the most part but they could also retroactively make the first season worse by erasing plot points shown it it with new things added in coming seasons. They did it with Futurama, negating one of the most memorable moments of the original run of the show in a followup season.

I don't think it will, but I just wanted to point out it is possible.

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There are multiple Bethesdas and they all are owned under Microsoft (and before that Zenimax Media). I can't really hate the development studio for shit that's dictated by the parent company. Zenimax and Microsoft both fucking suck in that regard.

But Todd Howard is also a sleazy salesperson more than a developer and has said plenty of stupid shit that deserves hate. Not least of which is how adamantly against continuity he has been publicly, going so far as to insult players who actually care about the consistency of the plots. He's a fucking tool.

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I just think about all the automatic doors, escalators, and other mechanical things that are ubiquitous with the modern world and worry a cloak would get snagged all the time. I mean FFS, I get my pants pockets caught on doorknobs all the time, and those aren't even flapping behind me.

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Duuuuuuude... JFK. Jennifer Fucking Killed! It was in front of us the whole time! 😱

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I don't mind him on actual science shows and stuff he does there; but his online persona is just that of an insufferable, annoying, know-it-all Redditor. He wasn't a douche like that the time I remember seeing him on Nova and other such programs. Only through his tweets and other social media interactions.

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I remember a time when they weren't even called memes. They were just "image macros."

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Jesus Was Way Cool by King Missile.

Shit, I'm not even sure you can classify it as a song, really. There's music and words, but the words are just spoken and it's just a guy giving mad props to Jesus Christ. But it's like a surfer, grunge kinda dude so it sounds sarcastic AF.

But also Ween. So much Ween. They have maybe 2 or 3 albums of somewhat regular music, and then 5 times more just the most bizarre, drug induced aural hallucinations imaginable. I love 'em.

Oh and I can't forget Daniel Johnston; a song writer with schizophrenia that afaik only released his work as bespoke, custom cassettes for people so there are like thousands of different versions of the same songs because he just played them from memory. The songs themselves are pretty gnarly, too.

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"Nobody needs more than 64k of memory."

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You are a human.

I am a sentient bowl of soup.

We are not the same.

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Announces that the next Tesla model will transform from a car into a bi-pedal nuclear platform capable of operating anywhere in the world.

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Othello is one of those games where I only seem to lose if I go first. Easy as shit when I go second.

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Remember when StarTrek.com just had every episode of every series watchable for free?

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