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This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. View on remote instance
Blessed is the Flame: An introduction to concentration camp resistance and anarcho-nihilism ( theanarchistlibrary.org )
What Biden Can Do To Win Over Gen Z ( www.theonion.com )
Man pivots seamlessly from criticising trans rights as ‘a threat to women’s safety’ to defending Russell Brand as ‘no threat to women’s safety’ ( newsthump.com )
Elegant ( midwest.social )
He fits ( midwest.social )
17 Days In Incubator Longest Time Premature Baby Will Go Without Being Exposed To Advertising ( www.theonion.com )
Bored Riot Cops Break Up Calculus Class ( www.theonion.com )
Neo-Nazi Narek Palyan spotted amongst counter protesters at UCLA ( midwest.social )
To any pro-Palestinian protestors who may see this: we stand with you
I can't do much at the moment from my home in Ohio, but just wanted you all to know we stand with you and are thinking about you....
Extra Egg Roll Thrown In By Mistake Becomes Man’s Sole Reason For Living ( www.theonion.com )
'LOL No:' Maker of 'FUCK THE LAPD' Shirt Laughs at Cops' Copyright Threat ( www.404media.co )
Congress Quickly Passes Funding For National Night-Light After Waking Up From Scary Dream ( www.theonion.com )
New York City Launches New Shareable E-Cig Program ( www.theonion.com )
This is how I have to eat lunch ( midwest.social )
Hmmmm ( midwest.social )
Happy confederate L day ( midwest.social )
Damnit people ( midwest.social )
The eclipse as seen from my friend in Alberta ( midwest.social )
Pregnant Sex Ed Teacher Must Really Know Her Stuff ( www.theonion.com )
GLENCOE, IL—Noting that she must be some kind of genius to get such amazing results, students told reporters Friday that their pregnant sex ed teacher must really know her stuff. “I’m not saying our other sex ed teachers weren’t good, but Mrs. Collins is clearly in a league of her own to be six months pregnant,” said...
Dad Hopes New Neighbor Likes Verbal Altercations ( www.theonion.com )
BETHANY BEACH, DE—As movers unloaded a truck in front of the house next door, local dad Stan Morby, 43, expressed hoped Wednesday that his new neighbor liked verbal altercations. “Man, I really hope whoever bought that place enjoys getting into shouting matches in the front yard,” said Morby, noting how difficult it had...
Fellas, is it anti-Christian to appreciate nature with your friends? ( midwest.social )
Beta Male On Date Doesn’t Even Try To Murder Woman ( www.theonion.com )
Best Parts Of Trump’s $60 ‘God Bless The USA’ Bible ( www.theonion.com )
Fascists are planning a little get-together. Anyone know where exactly? ( midwest.social )
We're trying to find out.
Trump Kisses Supporter’s Burger ( www.theonion.com )
Man Not Sure What More He Must Do To Make Women He Flashes Love Him ( www.theonion.com )
Dad Loses Patience After Providing Several Seconds Of Emotional Support ( www.theonion.com )
Deface Of War ( www.theonion.com )
The ONLY language they understand ( midwest.social )
Trump Frantically Digging Holes Around Mar-A-Lago In Hopes Of Striking $454 Million In Oil ( www.theonion.com )
Kyle Rittenhouse walks out of his speaking event after questioning from students ( fxtwitter.com )
Woman Tends To Do Best Creative Thinking When Backed Into Corner With Livelihood At Stake ( www.theonion.com )
Would be a shame if people got tickets and didn't show ( midwest.social )
To the person from lemm.ee who reported this post as "terrorism" go fuck yourself....
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