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There’s nothing quite like a Roman chariot race, but wait, have they replaced the horses with phalluses? And are those phalluses propelled by chicken (cock?) legs? Goodness!

🏛 MAA, Cambridge

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    In Greek mythology, mermen have human penises. The art makes this very clear. Triton's fishtail doesn't begin until below the genitals.

    Image source:
    https://www.theoi.com/Gallery/P9.1.html

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    “The one who buggers a fire burns his penis.”

    Wisdom handed down to us from the ancients by means of Pompeiian graffiti.

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    The @phistorians will know both the image and the quote very well 😘

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    This is not an ancient intaglio but a work that shows Kronos holding up the severed genitals of his father Ouranos, blood raining to the ground. is not always sexy 🫣

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    You get all the bells and whistles with this purchase.

    Roman bronze tintinnabulum, late 1st century BC to early 1st century CE, 24 cm high, from the Ortiz Collection

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    When he fits into your hand 🥰

    Tiny golden phallus pendant found at Liverpool Street, #London.

    #PhallusThursday
    @antiquidons @phistorians #RomanBritain #GreekRomanArt

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    When you can't get it up, fret not! Make a votive offering to the god of your choice and let the divine work their magic.

    Clay-baked male genitalia, ancient Roman votive offering, 200 BCE - 200 CE

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    This foreigner surely doesn't have a phallus as small and sophisticated as a Roman 😉

    Meet this sculpture of a dying Gaul for #PhallusThursday today.

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    Close-up of the crotch of a Gaul. His phallus is thick in flaccid state and he doesn't have a long, tapered foreskin, a Graeco-Roman beauty ideal.

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    We say goodbye to #BlackHistoryMonth with an exquisite piece of the #Bura culture from #BurkinaFaso and #Niger dated 300 BCE to 1100 CE.

    The Bura put a face to the phallus. Literally.

    #PhallusThursday #AfricanArt @antiquidons

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    Have an terracotta figure of ithyphallic for . The young god is depicted in the nude, with a large phallus.

    , dated ca 1st-2nd century CE

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    Mozart would be so jealous of this Egyptian musician.

    305-30 BCE, Ptolemaic Egypt

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    This fanny is getting some good exercise this 👌

    Erotic fragment of a Roman oil lamp with a premature

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    The Icelandic Phallological Museum displays a huge statue with a very unGreek flaccid phallus. In , the foreskin is long and tapered, the shaft is short and thin when flaccid, and always a grower, never a shower.

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    Like many things in life, there’s the art and then there’s the phallus drawings. I guess we can safely appreciate this gesture that’s near Hadrian’s wall as either one or the other 😅

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    This sculpture is on display in the House of the Vettii in Pompeii. Quite the surprise awaits those who happen upon this piece unexpectedly!

    📸 Aaron Wolpert via Wikimedia Commons

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    A is a small bronze or brass Roman coin depicting a sexual act and a number on the other side. They were probably used as locker tokens in Roman baths, where there were erotic frescoes in the changing rooms depicting similar sex acts.

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    🎶Stop! In the name of love! Befor you break my hard- 🎶

    tripod, bronze, 1st century CE,

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    Top reason to go to Delos? To see these magnificent phalloi set up to show appreciation to Dionysus and Pan. Just a matter of finding where the tips went…

    📸 Mark Cartwright via World History Encyclopedia

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    For an especially auspicious first of the year, I'm sharing with you one of my favourites, this flock of flying fucks from Suffolk. May good luck and happiness find you in the !
    Hic habitat felicitas, nihil intret mali. (Here lives happiness, may nothing bad happen)

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    Far be it from us to suggest you visit Pompeii to go on an exploratory phallus-finding mission… but we certainly wouldn’t try to dissuade you either. Just look at that phallus framed by other phalluses! Must be good fortune 🥳

    📸 Sailko via Wikimedia Commons

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    It's the Day of Hermes aka Mercurius Day aka #Wednesday! 🐏

    A premature #PhallusThursday for good luck in this #NewYears week: a young man carrying a sacrificial basket passes by a herm, a simple statue of #Hermes with a head and a #phallus at the appropriate height. He gives the phallus a rub for good luck. May your #NewYear2024 be happy and full of joy!

    @mythology @antiquidons
    #DayOfHermes #Mythology #GreekRomanArt #ancientGreece

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    This delightful barbotine vessel is adorned with sweet phallic creatures with legs resembling those of chickens and either wings or maybe antlers (at a pinch).

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    This sprightly figurine was discovered in North Yorkshire and is thought to date to the Roman period.

    While the body language is positive, the figure also wears a frown, so maybe their day isn’t going quite as they planned!

    📸 West Yorkshire Archaeology Advisory Service

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    Not quite as impressive as the multi-phallic chariot of the @phistorians, this woman is getting by with just one phallus 😄

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