The_Picard_Maneuver ,
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https://media.tenor.com/9QGlrJVZExwAAAAd/star-trek-wesley.gif

(I was looking for another Wesley gif and found this one…)

eran_morad ,

My mans threw it into Ashley Judd tho

derf82 ,

I’m pretty sure he boned Ashley Judd that one time.

ummthatguy ,
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ininewcrow ,
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ummthatguy ,
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Nuh uh. Wesley totally has a girlfriend he makes the sex with. She just goes to this other universe. You wouldn’t know it.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , (edited )
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ummthatguy ,
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The fact that you call it “pop pop” tells me you’re not ready.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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ummthatguy ,
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Calm down, ghost fucker.

FlyingSquid ,
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Oh god, suddenly I’m having flashbacks to the SeaQuest episode where Roy Scheider gives Jonathan Brandis the safe sex talk and gives him a condom.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Does it count if it’s with a time paradox clone of yourself?

Yes, unless it’s one of Wesley. The little turd.

EmergMemeHologram ,

This depends, we have to apply logic, like the Vulcans do.

If it’s the nasty in your pasty then you’re not a virgin and negates the whole situation. Therefore, by proof of contradiction, the “past” you is actually another separate entity from another timeline, and you’ve achieved sex.

If it’s a future you then it doesn’t count, as you can’t prove it wasn’t merely temporal masterbation.

Even the Vulcan science directorate cannot refuse this.

ummthatguy ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/77dfcb0f-9f57-4d71-80b7-b7a1ba075a81.jpeg

And now, another meme format belongs to the collective.

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